RandomShadow

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

Everything you see isn’t the colour you see it as. It is instead every colour EXCEPT the one you see. You perceive that colour due to that spectrum of light bouncing off the object and going zoorp into your eyeballs.

ok this does genuinely piss me off actually

oh no this is much worse

this is so much worse

*rolls my eyes at you and then to your horror rolls them AGAIN*

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

...Y'all are just begging for the Scary Mulan Man to come after you...

in these trying times remember to ask yourself: do i need to sit down and eat a sandwich?

Everytime...

I-I don't know what to feel with this image...like at all...

My day was good Snom, what about yours?

Are they supposed to look like sufganyot?

Nope but happy coincidence

They look good, Pat.

She's the void that strives to confuse her butler with chaos and destruction!

Me when I have sleep paralysis and my sleep paralysis demons are secretly checking up on me

Of course hitting the 200 goal leads to wholesome Cy Mom hours

is this what it takes to get yall to finally boycott mcdonalds

Explain, Gaud...what do you mean?

Harsh Puki

Damn it Snom! I didn't have any art motivation at all today but this post gave me an idea! (I will reblog when the picture is done)