This is my Crap

Summary: Ladybug and Chat Noir practice fighting by sparring against each other. But here’s the thing, when your boyfriend is on top of you it can be very…distracting. 

Rating: T and up for suggested things.

Pairing: Aged up post-reveal Ladynoir.

It started out as a simple suggestion, and it ended with her on her back.

“Cha-at!” Ladybug whined with a pout, “let me up!”

“Nope,” He grinned victoriously as she struggled in his hold. Her partner had her well and truly pinned to the ground of the abandoned warehouse. For the life of her, she couldn’t budge an inch. Unless she wanted to do him serious damage, which of course she didn’t want. Much. It was only a sparring session after all, “Admit it my Lady, I’ve won this round fair and square. If you do, then I’ll do as you request and let you up. Although I must admit, I’ll be very sad to do so.”

Ladybug squirmed underneath him, huffing when all he did was laugh. She had to admit, he’d gained the upper hand fair and square…

Or had he?

Her mind flashed back to a couple of years ago, to the last time he’d pinned her down like this. Dark Cupid.

She smirked, knowing exactly how to gain the upper hand.

“What’s wrong Princess?” Chat teased, lowering his head down to hers so that their noses were almost touching. Ladybug’s heart glowed in triumph, he was making it so easy, “Cat got your tongue?”

“Nope,” she chuckled, shrugging her shoulders as best she could underneath his firm hold, “but I’ve got his.”

Her eyes sparked, crackling with electric blue energy as she buried her hands in his hair and tugged him towards her. Before Chat could register what was happening, she’d closed the small space between them. Their lips met.

Although she was using the kiss to her advantage, she couldn’t help but revel in it. Suddenly she was very much aware that her body was, in fact, underneath her boyfriend’s. It was a rather compromising position but she loved it nonetheless. She felt Chat relax into her and realised now she had her chance to gain the upper hand.

‘Maybe in a minute,’ she thought, smiling into the embrace. Really there was no harm in enjoying the kiss was there? He was such a good kisser after all. His lips were warm and smooth against hers, moving in a slow dance that was entirely subconscious and second nature, but no less entrancing. Ladybug slid her tongue into Chat’s mouth and instantly felt him become even more pliant against her. The low rumble she felt meant that he was purring, a delightful discovery from their more recent trysts.

Chat released one hand from her shoulder and trailed his fingers down the length of her body, stopping to caress her hip. Starting to forget the reason why she’d started the kiss to begin with, Ladybug fought to regain her upper-hand. It was getting increasingly difficult though, especially with the way his purrs felt against his chest. She felt herself getting breathless, and pressed against his lips as if to deepen the kiss. Hearing a moan, unsure of whether it came from herself or Chat, Ladybug unfurled her fingers from his hair and place them on his shoulders. She wrapped her legs around his waist, earning a gasp from her partner.

The gasp was soon replaced with a cry of shock as Ladybug flipped them over, pushing against his collarbone as she came to land on top of him with a smirk.

“Oh well lookie here,” Ladybug panted. Her chest heaved, breathless and still rather wanting, but triumphant nonetheless, “guess I’ve got the upper hand now mon minou.”

She watched as Chat’s face went from confused, to bewildered, and finally outraged. She laughed.

“No fair!” He replied, even as she got up and helped him to his feet in the process, “you can’t just win by kissing! That’s a dirty trick LB!”

“Well it worked didn’t it?” She smirked, putting a confident hand on her hip, “and it’s not the first time it worked either, but I don’t think you remember that do you kitten?”

Chat tilted his head, his cheeks were red and his lips were darker from their kiss. His hair was even messier, as if that were possible. Ladybug swallowed. He was too handsome for his own good. Once again she found herself thinking it was a good thing they were on the same side, or she would be royally screwed.

“Dark Cupid,” She explained, her smirk stretching across her face, “How do you think I broke the spell on you?” Turning on her heel, she sauntered towards the exit, leaving a shell shocked Chat in her wake. She called over her shoulder to him with a mischievous wink “Come on now Kitty, patrol isn’t going to do itself and neither am I for that matter, so let’s get it over with quickly.”

As Chat’s face grew progressively redder, Ladybug giggled under her breath. It was only when she’d reached the other side of the warehouse that Chat’s brain seemed to kick back into gear.

Companion piece to this Marichat one.

miraculous ladybug

djwifi

[ @krazy-ky-sta-hatter ]

The last thing a sleep deprived Marinette needed at eight in the morning was this.

 Adrien was slumped in his seat looking positively pissed with Nino standing on his chair, facing her table. Alya was leaning over her desk, her nose touching Nino’s.

 They weren’t saying anything, their fierce expressions and the frightened gazes on their classmates, like duo was going to burst any second, gave Marinette all the information she needed. The last time this had happened, Nino was upset that Alya had ditched their date for an akuma attack.

 Marinette sighed, rolling her eyes, as she placed her bag by her seat. This morning she was one hundred percent done. “Alya, what happened this time?”

 Silence. Then,

 “Nino doesn’t ship Ladybug and Chat Noir.”

 Marinette nearly choked on her own saliva, falling into her seat. That’s what this was about? Her and chat?

  It wasn’t news that Alya was a harcore Ladynoir fan but she thought Nino would be smarter than contradict his girlfriend. “Well,” she muttered, clearing her throat, “Who does he ship Ladybug with?”

 This time, both of them began yelling at the same time. Marinette could barely keep track of who was saying what.

 This would have been so much easier if Nino just gave up and said that Ladynoir was meant to be. Then she mentally slapped herself. What was she thinking?

 Her eyes trained to Adrien, who was gazing between his friends in amusement. “Yeah, Nino,” he said, silencing them both. “Who is Ladybug’s perfect match?”

 “You.”

 This time, both Marinette and Adrien choked. He became severely flustered, mumbling something about how Ladybug was too good for him as Alya whacked Marinette on the back to keep her from choking.

 “You see what I mean? Nino ships Ladybug with Adrien. It isn’t like they’ve even met before.” The brunette explained.

 “Actually, they have. When an akuma was after Adrien’s old man, Ladybug was there to save they day! Lover boy here totally has a crush on her.” Nino chuckled. “You should have seen his face, dude. It was great!”

 Adrien turned as red as the mask of his so called ‘crush’.

 Alya crossed her arms over her chest. “No. Ladynoir forever. You hear me? Agree or we’re breaking up.”

  That didn’t concern anyone. She’d used that line on him more times than she could count.

 Nino eyed his girlfriend suspiciously. “You wouldn’t.”

 “Would. Say ‘I ship Ladybug and Chat Noir’.”

 “No.” he refused.

 “Do it.”

 “No.”

 “Nino.” her voice was shaking now. “You better or I’ll-”

 “I have a better idea!” Marinette blurted. Her face was still a gorgeous shade of crimson but she managed to speak without squeaking more than three times. “How-how about we ask Ladybug! After the next akuma attack. Post the question on your blog. She-she reads it, right?”

 Alya lit up. “Of course!” Then her eyes narrowed again. “Then we’ll have proof that I’m right.”

 Nino remained stubborn with his head still held high.

 He leaned down and kissed her before turning towards the front of the classroom. “Ladrien five-ever. That’s more than four.”

 Alya managed to keep the scarlet in her face from brightening and bit her lip. “As if.”

 Marinette couldn’t help smile at Adriens heated face as Nino punched him lightly in the arm and winked.

sorry. (not sorry) i couldn’t help myself. 

love me some friendly rivalry. the girls always win

I’ve seen some people make lists like this, so here goes:

Here I have written out 20 different prompts. Give me a ship and the number of a prompt and I’ll write a small fanfic that may be anywhere between one and three pages. All of these could be drastically different depending on who’s A and who’s B, so please specify! (If you don’t specify Person A and Person B, I’ll decide for myself). I will take any ship (even if it’s the crackiest ship around, give it to me) from either Tsubasa Reservoir/World Chronicle or Miraculous Ladybug. Lay it on me! If I don’t get any requests (which is likely since this is a brand new blog and since I have absolutely no idea how to use Tumblr), I’ll release two of my own choice per week.

Prompts:

1. Person A instinctively reaches for Person B’s hand.

2. Person A accidentally walks in on Person B naked.

3. Persons A and B discuss what sort of pet to adopt.

4. Persons A and B are cloud watching together.

5. Person A gives Person B Valentine’s Day chocolates.

6. Person A asks Person B not to leave one night.

7. Person A has to take care of a drunk Person B.

8. Person A tells Person B they’re pregnant.

9. Person A kisses Person B’s forehead.

10. Person A gets magically transformed into some sort of animal and Person B has to care for them. (Feel free to request the type of animal they’ve turned into)

11. Person A gets flustered seeing Person B all dressed up.

12. Person A lends Person B their coat/blanket/covering of some sort.

13. Person A comforts Person B after a nightmare.

14. Person A cooks a homemade dinner for Person B.

15. Person A is climbing a tree and Person B wants them to come down.

16. Person A huddles up to Person B for warmth.

17. Person A talks to Person B while they’re deeply asleep.

18. Person A wakes up to find Person B staring at them.

19. Person A sees Person B wearing their clothing/outfit.

20. Person A sees Person B for the first time after they’ve been gone for a while.

So request things! Talk to me! I’m lookin for love <3

She’s Mine!

Eeeeeey handsome nerds! Ladynoir dates are raging <3

Alyanette, Adrienino, Chlobrina, Julerose, Myvan, Nathalix

Lucky Cat-ch Magazine for all your shipping needs. I even labeled all these dorks’ relationships: