Herb Lore

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

That's a self perpetuating amount of money I the stock market! Throw that shit in a market index mutual fund and you can be whimsical for the rest of your life!!

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

this post has aged like justin bieber

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

Fr

I’m proud of you for continuing to live when you feel like you’re dying

what they don't tell you about writing is that you're gonna spend way more time moving those guys across a room than you ever thought you would

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat