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I understand marketing based on the world cup bcs fifa wants money, but why making crisps themed after a team that didn't even qualify for the last three editions (counting this one) ?

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Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing
Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression
the horse is so fuckable
This is a fire emblem fanfic with the serial numbers filed off
"Hey Alm, by saying you want people to live by their own strength, aren't you mirroring what this Duma fellow you've told me about said?"
"Nah, I say I want to make a world for humans, not for gods."
"And those so-called gods, what are they? You know, in my world, I advocate for a world where both humans and dragons can live together. In peace. Elibe has been a world for men by hunting to near extinction its dragonkin. I want to change that and make it a world for everyone!"
"Yeah but... They don't rely on the powers of gods, right?"
"Well my wife has a special skill that makes her able to sense impeding danger! It sure helped me and our tactician during our journey!"
"Sorry to tell you that Eliwood, but if people rely on your non-human wife, then she's a god, and she has no place in the Valentia I'll build. We can't have people rely on her instead of their own strength!"
Eliwood: I heard of a battle just like the Scouring with the dragon gods of your world. If you survived, it's no wonder you're considered a hero of the people.
For my fwend @crushednugget
FEH!Eliwood :
"OMG Alm you got rid of those pesky lizards gods like our heroes did during the scouring! The heroes I totally admire because Elibe belongs to humanity!!!!"
Original Eliwood :
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"Hey Alm, my dad fought for world peace and tried stop a moron who wanted to start a continental war to become King of the World, and my not father in law who lost his mind and wanted to swarm Elibe with dragons only to kill them and steal their lifeforce! What about yours?"
"Mine started a war, broke a holy covenant that meant eldritch zombies/abomination now roamed around the land on top of the thousands of dead people his war caused, but apparentaly he had to start a war, thus break peace, to bring true piss by killing a crazed dragon he couldn't, somehow kill with the anti dragon sword he had in his basement because blue people scared him, so instead he caught and killed that dragon's sister. And let the crazed dragon become even more crazy."
"..."
"Oh, and contrary to yours, he was a trash husband to, since after my birth and after spiriting me away to the land of his heated enemies he planned to war against in 15 years, he threw my mother away from his castle and relocated her in an area near a crazed sorceress with only a few knights to ensure her protection, leaving her alone all that time. I only meet her in a drama CD."
"..."
"And did I tell you how my Father basically made sure my cousin would hate me and also how he made me a parricide?"
B-But RuDy wanted PeAcE!
Since we are talking about clown behaviour already
When I saw the Alm and Eliwood duo, I felt cognitive dissonance and couldn't put my finger on it. After spending 2 minutes thinking about it, I have an answer. This duo is just wrong.
First off, the title.
"For Others' Sake" sure applies to Eliwood, but to Alm? This Alm?
Alm's whole shtick is that he does what he thinks is right, not protecting others. This is one of the two lords who says that sacrifices are necessary for the future. Not to mention that he would sacrifice the world for Celica. That's the exact opposite of what the new title says. But that's not all...
Only humanity? If there is any lord who should have a problem with what Alm is saying, it would be Eliwood. You know, the guy who has a child with a manakete. Of course Alm can't be called out. No discussion can follow. Eliwood has to happily nod along to not ruin the "we are all one big family who want the same" illusion, completely assassinating his character in the process.
So how exactly will IntSys bind these two characters together?
Ah yes, they both follow their peace-loving dads! Eliwood follows Elbert who refused to join a rebellion and Alm follows Rudolf who started a war to create a dragon-free Valentia. They have so much in common!
What even is integrity and consistency when you can run your game on good vibes?
You know what?
It makes me wonder if Brave!Siggy won't be turned in a yes man to nod at Brave!Sylvain's nonsense, especially if his writing is pure Houses, aka "women BaD bcs they only want my super powers" + "crust BaD because people rely on me to help them :("
Or maybe B!Sylvain will get a B!Supreme Leader awakening, and realise, thanks to the ideal of chivalry and heroic behaviour that is Sigurd, how his crust and status makes him able to protect people who can't defend themselves, so instead of crying about it, he either drops his sword, or picks it up to protect his people.
You have GOT to see the new oc how tf does she wear a thong she’s a SNAKE, we going to get a mermaid with a thong next?
Fhsosvfvrlqpfuzxvwjqvtv. Wtf is that? Why does she even wear a thong? And how did she put it on? At this point it's embarrassing to associate with this game 😭😭😭
Not to mention that she looks like your average waifu gacha game fetish bait. Like, holy hell. You could put her in any other gacha game that features characters with animalistic features and she would fit right in. Nothing Fire Emblem about her.
IS heard we liked to clown in Sniddies, so here is our third sniddies unit !
My Altaria TCG bag (that suffered a bit from the trip) and my Clefairy messenger bag, that went with me to the Utrecht Regional a few weeks ago
I'm so happy with how both bags turned out, it was really fun to paint on them !
mickey being branded creates incentive for her parents to get rid of her and pretend she died during/shortly after birth due to normal infant mortality reasons both because of general "branded bad" sentiment and how a branded child calls into doubt the legitimacy/'purity' of the apostle's bloodline in a country where being ('purebred') beorc is super important, maybe? not super familiar with her early life and i'd be putting my bets on "devs didn't think this through enough" anyway, but i think you can kinda "that's right, the square hole" it with this
mickey being branded creates incentive for her parents to get rid of her and pretend she died during/shortly after birth due to normal infant mortality reasons both because of general "branded bad" sentiment and how a branded child calls into doubt the legitimacy/'purity' of the apostle's bloodline in a country where being ('purebred') beorc is super important, maybe?
That could have been a reason...
If Grandma Misaha wasn't around, alive and kicking, and had the brand - just like every apostle before her!
While it might not have been common, Misaha's kid (Miccy's mom or dad) couldn't ignore how young their mother appeared to be - just like the other apostles who also had a non beorc long life* - and maybe knew about the strange tatoo she had, if they understood what it was and what it meant about the Imperial line, they wouldn't snuff bby!Miccy out, but see this mark as a sign she's a true descendant of the line!
The supposed plot is supposed to go : Grandma Misaha made some decree stuff wanting to emancipate Laguz + Lekain and pals weren't happy -> Misaha met Lehran and said she wanted to reveal the truth about her identity to the world -> she was assassinated alongside Miccy (who was or not a baby at that time).
Then, her death was used to blame herons and an angry mob took revenge against them - but somehow, the angry mob's anger wasn't fueled by the death of Begion's beloved empress/apostle + her infant granddaughter, just the death of the apostle?
No one ever mentionned the infant granddaughter? Not Lekain, not Begnion random n°77, not even Lehran?
Also, infant mortality or not, if Begnion gets an imperial heir the news is going to spread, especially for a line that is, as you said, as attached as they are about their special bloodline.
Misaha's daughter - supposedly the next in line for the throne if anything happens to her - is pregnant?
The hereditary line is secured, people can sleep peacefully, the Empire isn't going to be wrecked if anything happens to the current Empress, since the dynasty is secured.
The birth of a heir is an important thing, not something supposed to be confined between the walls of a palace.
And if Misaha didn't get a daughter but a son, it's more or less the same thing : Misaha's line will continue, with the added bonus that this time it continues through a girl, so this girl, when she will be older, will become the next Empress.
And yet, no one mentions how the story pushed by the Senate was how the heron tribe tried to wipe Begnion's imperial line - killing the beloved empresses/apostle AND her future successor - nope, nothing.
*It's even wilder when you consider the larger plot : Brandeds are supposedly shunned by people around, and yet, the Begnion Apostles/Empresses- bar the mark they hide - have every attribute of Brandeds and definitely don't live in the shadows, if they're Empresses !
Maybe they bullshited some "blessed by the goddess" lie while hiding the truth, but they also had strange abilities like "receiving revelations" about the future, like crops and what not... Everything that doesn't scream "regular beorc joe" and yet, it was never... frown upon? The Senate never knew in the 600 years Begnion existed how the apostles have kickass tatoos on their hands? Nor made the link between Brandeds, long lives and strange abilities? I mean, if a heron branded's lifespan is equal to 1,6 to 2 times that of a regular Beorc, we're talking about people routinely looking young while they are over 60 and growing old to 120-130 easily!
Which makes the plot even wonkier all things considered : let Sanaki live in ignorance but come on, not even one "older" Begnion character mentionning how Miccy has the same name as the apostle's long dead sister, or how her powers and predictions - and adoration from Daein's people - are oddly reminiscent of the kind of abilities the former apostles/Empresses had before Sanaki? Hell, Numida didn't put 1+1=2 regarding Miccy ? Neither did Lekain?

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Having a headache with the Tellius retcon again -
no, it's not about the branded
Tellius recollection book says Heron branded characters have a lifespan that is more or less 1,6/2 times older than their apparent age : according to the same book, Miccy's apparent age is 15 so she would have been around 24-30 years old when Serenes happened.
Which, okay, fits, because Lekain tells Sanaki the herons were blamed for assassinating both Misaha and Sanaki's older sister.
But then...
This had never been mentionned in FE9? You'd think the Senate would pretend the herons slaughtered the beloved apostle Misaha AND her baby/young/infant granddaughter to rouse he masses, but no ?
Also Sanaki wasn't born at the time of Serenes, so it means Misaha's child - Sanaki's father (I supposed he was a guy, else he'd have been the next emperor?) never ever mentionned his eldest daughter? Didn't mourn or had a funeral for her?? Told the weird guy with long hair that talked to her mom about her kickass tatoo how those dastard herons also killed his baby?
I can buy Elincia being a sekrit princess because she explains to us the circumstances of having a political fallout since her uncle Renning was already named heir when Ramon finally got her, but with Miccy? You'd expect Begnion would send messengers, hold a celebration or maybe some kind of fanfare or whatnot for the birth of the first child - the next Empress, but nothing?
I have to chime in because this discussion looks fun (sorry) and both Grima and Anankos are my two favorite FE villains (unless you count Rhea as one I personally don’t but to each their own)
Anyway! Anankos loved humanity and then got hit with dragon alzheimer's and is such a tragic and sad character and I’m pissed we don’t have his good self in Feh yet. Technically we don’t even have his dragon in Feh yet because he doesn’t transform and just has bubbles…so we need both. Maybe do a Duma and have the normal version in the art but the degeneration version as the battle unit? But once he turned and become old that’s when he started saying humanity betrayed him and they did but he betrayed them first. If you really want to get technical his first betrayal was actually his mind going and betraying him due to disease and I find him a really good portrayal of dementia though that’s not what he’s meant to be at all. It makes him really unique and Fates true story lingers basically on the story of an old man losing his mind. I saw my grandfather go through it, everyone is out to get you, they’re all wrong, memories warp, it’s sad and scary stuff. You’re a completely different person trapped.
As for Grima? Lol he’s is probably the least tragic character ever and it has always amused me people take those lines and try to humanize him. That said I find him so much fun because there’s so little there everyone who is a fan basically has a different Grima OC. Even if IS’s idea for him was throw some Anankos lines in here, I highly doubt Grima ever loved humanity, he “might” want to be human, lines shared in the alt and future past but I always took that as Robin wishing he was human and not raised to be Grima’s vessel but and I’m going to be honest I didn’t become a fan of Awakening’s cast until all the side material they showed up in, I used to think Chrom was the most bland bread imaginable now I love the guy. Funny how that works.
So with Grima I don’t feel like those lines make him tragic, and if it’s supposed to it didn’t work on me; though yes it did make me very interested in him as a character I’m not immune to filling in holes I’m a writer! We can’t ever know why they gave us those lines or what they were thinking at the time but my headcanon is somehow he got out of that lab humans turned him into an object of worship as they do when they see a dragon and he just went with it because it benefited him until he couldn’t take human nature anymore. That’s the best way I can fit his prior (though not a lot of) character to those added lines and yes I thought about this far more than IS because I have writer brain.
Basically humans are to Grima what customer service is to workers. If you didn’t want to burn down the world after working customer service you’re a stronger person than I
And I’m glad we all agree FGrima is a mistake, girl I want to like you, you’re supposed to be the exact same but your presentation…let’s just say leaves much to be desired.
wdym rhea is not the villain of her game she BaD that's the entire crux of the Fodlan verse lol
More seriously,
Just a clarification the lost memories thing is probably the one canon thing he says in Awakening, came from the future past from “Robin” I see what anon means by the Robin/Grima connection as it was slightly muddied in future past (paid dlc only which could further other anons point maybe but all of Anankos also comes from dlc sooo) and a lot of Fallen Male Grima’s lines actually come from that “Robin” says them. FEH made me curious about Grima because he’s such a nothingburger when I played so I did my own research. The 40 is completely new but the memory thing is probably the one canon thing…and it could very well be a Robin thing actually. If you lose at one tiny point in the future past Grima says Robin like lines while the game still calls him Grima and the fandom (apparently) ran with it for years…only for it to finally be brought back up in that fallen alt. Shadows Grima (ew) also talks solely about gaining memories back.
Everything since that one alt is also made up until we get to the named Grima units which have some lines from the final battle and yell in caps lock occasionally.
Anyway I like Grima I’m absolutely fascinated by the fact they took someone with barely anything and turned him into a Feh OC it’s hilarious to me so I’ll always defend the amalgamation they turned him into. They sort of did the same with Idunn and gave her an arc in Feh giving her some closure which is also really neat! This is what I’ll always give feh props for and don’t get me wrong they have done more bad than good but giving characters with not a lot in their home game is neat to me.
I also never saw him as Anankos lite and more a beta Embla because humans betrayed me I mad and will make them all suffer is exactly the arc we got in Book 6, unless you think Embla came from Anankos too? She could, they aren’t exactly coy about reusing things for the silly mobile game. Either way to all of the humans betrayed me I mad peeps cool to understand where you come from but still murder my guy you’re just as bad as what you hate etc etc
Oh no pbs anon!
Yeah I've checked it's in the future past 3 DLC where Grima, after being defeated, more or less returns to Robin apologising to the Morgans and whatnot, but imo it felt more like a Lyon-Fomortiis thing or Loptous-Julius (something we never see lol), not to say they're the same, but they're separate and one was overwriting the other, or in control?
That being said, not all of Anankos' lines and characterisation came from Heirs of Fate, Revelations (unless you count it as a DLC?) is basically all about his story, and the Rev version of Azura's song highlights what he's thinking of/about.
Imo the Anankos rip-off was more explicit than Grima being a proto-Embla : Anankos' game had been released (2016 when Grima was released in 2018 and Embla popped in book 6!) with the final routes basically explaining he was a benevolent deity, who feared his degeneration thus he gave a song and a pendant to his bff Cadros to calm him when he'd grow mad, he "accidently" razed a forest and the people who once worshipped him feared and resented him, which is why he believes they betrayed him.
Embla is just the same thing with the exclusive feminine sad'n'lonely glazing : FE often plays with the same tropes though, but even if I'm not super fond of both FE13 and FE14, the writing is eons away above Heroes and, well, Embla.
I'm not going to complain about FEH giving characters some love (@9thwither and I are basically agreeing FEH gives more spotlight to Fodlan's Nabateans than the Fodlan games themselves lol) and more development, but it should imo remain consistent with what those characters were in their games without retconning their verse : granted, when the verse shits on them to begin with (remember when Sothis giving a fig about her children is a retcon from the Fodlan games?) FEH is the only place where they can get some light.
Granted, it's also why I don't understand why FEH didn't implement the Forging Bonds mechanic earlier : it's the only place where, bar the fixed lines, they can make characters from past game interact, and in a way, develop!
I’m curious, how can you prefer Awakening Grima when there was practically nothing there? All of his character comes not from his own game and at this point barely ties into it, for a final boss there’s nothing but a Loptous expy except Loptous was allowed to have a character and do things throughout his game. Grima barely exists and while a lot of it is…odd it’d much rather have something than nothing—it should have been in his own game but at least there’s *something now* because for a final boss god there was nothing there. Now I can at least take him somewhat seriously. But also I’m not a big Awakening fan. Cast is fun but Engage did the celebration a lot better, Sombron has a character everyone isn’t an expy first character second and Grima suffers for that the worst out of everyone when he’s supposed to be this really threatening final boss who destroyed everything…and he just sure exists. Maybe he’s actually Robin we don’t know but that’s still not an excuse to give the big bad no character. And if that’s intended? That’s not good writing.
It’s almost poetic he’s a lab creation now, a Mewtwo because that’s his character, a mess. A giant helping of Loptous here, some Anankos sprinkled there for a backstory, even some Medeus, followed by a splash of Fomortis to top him off. Every other final boss has something to them, Grima didn’t and needed literally anything, now while clearly retconed and clearly taking from other bosses he’s on par with the rest of them as he should have been in the beginning. And it took places outside HIS OWN GAME to get here.
For the purposes of this ask I’m ignoring the female version and exclusively referring to the male version because that sure is a choice they made for the exact same character, had no idea female hormones could change your personality so drastically in Fire Emblem
Well, Awakening wasn't a celebration game like Engage was, but something closer to a legacy game : if it worked then it worked, if it didn't then the series at least would have had the last game closing on plot beats and elements and that took inspiration from the other games.
Grima, at least in his redcapslock version, was, as you said, barely a thing but he was supposed to be a nod to Loptous, with the "vessel + brand" thing, the human sacrifices thing and a nod to earth dragons since he was, iirc, supposed to be revived at the dragon's table?
The Fomortiis nod was a bit more complicated, but I guess you can say it's how Grima himself engineers his return ? But imo, it was made clear Grima isn't Robin at all - he's his own thing in Awakening.
FEH borrowing, no, lbr, ripping Anankos' backstory - at a point where Anankos was from the latest released game, and not in FEH ! - already pissed me because, imo, it felt like a retcon.
Yall I RUSHED home wtf do you mean someone already scored this is insulting
This is not the drama I was expecting I didn't leave work for this!!!!
Haven't seen this many faceplants since I last watched a TLJ video
I don't really have a way to describe this gane other than sloppy. Like... you guys remember when everyone was trying to emulate tiki taka and walk the ball into the penalty box?
Y'all stop trying to tiki taka
Thierry Henry you still look like a fine wine
@randomnameless better get out the baguettes
The facial hair in this game is TAKING ME OUT. Who approved so many silly goatees?!?!?
Where's Wenger and his puffy black coat when you need him?
See if this was Germany, Neuer would have come up to take a chance in the penalty box. May as well YOLO at the last minute
Most exciting part of the game 11/10 readers I shouted
Have we won, or did Arsenal just miss two penalties ?

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Yall I RUSHED home wtf do you mean someone already scored this is insulting
This is not the drama I was expecting I didn't leave work for this!!!!
Haven't seen this many faceplants since I last watched a TLJ video
I don't really have a way to describe this gane other than sloppy. Like... you guys remember when everyone was trying to emulate tiki taka and walk the ball into the penalty box?
Y'all stop trying to tiki taka
Thierry Henry you still look like a fine wine
@randomnameless better get out the baguettes
The facial hair in this game is TAKING ME OUT. Who approved so many silly goatees?!?!?
Where's Wenger and his puffy black coat when you need him?
See if this was Germany, Neuer would have come up to take a chance in the penalty box. May as well YOLO at the last minute
Most exciting part of the game 11/10 readers I shouted
Have we won, or did Arsenal just miss two penalties ?
Thinking about something regarding Fodlan 3 -
As far as we know, KT isn't involved in the writing, but re-listening FE15's OST made me realise something quite obvious :
How the frick did Kusakihara turn a Gaiden remake into a "generic JRPG" game where the goal is to, supposedly, affirm humanity doesn't need gods (expect when Mila still blesses the land before dying because mass starvation isn't the best way to start a reign!) when the game is basically a prequel to FE13 where, surprise, a lizard god saves the world by using time traveling shenanigans?