so gone

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

older brother

i love to vote and then not reblog. democracy ends with me.

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

i went to biting you island and your cat was there. yeah he bit me too

I firmly believe that malicious & possibly supernatural forces are at work within the SnapChat application

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

Those actually aren’t porn bots it’s the Seattle polycule they joined tumblr

The number after their username indicates the order in which they joined the polycule

girls are we normal today

the academic is found to be goated with the source and breaking it down textual style

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.