forever random :D

That's because pea flower tea works naturally as a ph indicator! It will turn magenta when mixed with acid (lemon juice) but will turn cyan green when mixed with something alkaline (baking powder, bleach etc.)

i'm not putting bleach in my tea

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

You deleted my caption :*(

Every day I wake up and discover new words I've been mispronouncing my entire miserable life

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

HOW COULD YOU

*straight people voice* is he… you know…

…goku?