Yee

Listen I can't be convinced that mortarion 1. Doesn't have an oral fixation and 2. Isn't convincing Russ that he should TOTALLY gnaw on metal pipes bc they Tasty. (He's not. Wrong. *avoids eye contact*)

Also like. Konrad grew up on the street- if it won't immediately make him die he'll eat it. He HAS drank some kind of detergent casually and it took vulkan an UNCOMFORTABLY long time to notice.

Sanguinius has eaten rocks. You'd think this was Birb Instinct but no rocks are just fun to crush in ya teeth.

I can just picture her holding a baby that weighs almost as much as a ten-year-old and that can actually broke a limb it they try, with Roboute standing right next to her, trying to convince her it could be dangerous because of her age.

(Good luck trying to pry little Tarasha out of Grandma Tarasha's hands.)

Serious stategic meeting

Did... did Dante backhanded Tu'Shan?

Did... did Tu'Shan grab Dante by the chin and proceed to stare into his eyes in order to calm him down?

Oh wait.

My bad. Correction.

Noble chin.

Cause how else would you help your fellow battle brother calm down?

Well of course there was no better solution than doing

This. All this.

Take notes people, these are advanced tactics used only by chapter masters. Exemplars in the art of war.

Alright?

And speaking of people who need to calm down.

Someone better go tell Uriel these end game tactics, he needs to try them on Honsou and see if he calms down.

Uriel just needs to get Honsou, him by the chin and be like.

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

Konrad is getting creative with his torture methods