Have we considered:
BY THE RUINOUS POWERS WHAT IF I'M NEXT?!?!?!
I DON'T WANNA BE IN THE BALDIE BRIGAAAAAADE
Being bald is being free.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE HORRORS!!! THE HORRORS!!!
at last, the truth is out.
Ooooh, the second I find you bird brain I'm going to choke both of your necks!!!





















