BirdMod!

we’re just gonna ignore that brick of a backpack?

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

There is only one reason a cop would resist having a bodycam, and it’s the same reason they try to scare you away from filming them and it’s the same reason they’d tape over their badges and it’s the same reason racists love the Anon feature and it’s the same reason the KKK wears hoods.

Are we not gonna discuss the “incorrect sherlock” display name

@i-am-a-fish it’s you,,,,

Discord needs to add a step above online status, like “hey please talk to me!!!!!! Please!!” status

What sucks is I used to think my personal dream of being a stay at home parent was really cool and modern but no I’m just trans and a basic ass bitch c'mon Kylie we’re going to the parent teacher meeting

I brought fruit cake to this christmas party and either it gets eaten or the cars get keyed

Considering becoming a vegetarian for 4.2 seconds to gain the moral high ground over Anne, that broad whose dumbass kid won the science fair

Yoga something something

literally every country EXCEPT Nigeria should be banned from making movies

teen titans 03 was literally so fucked up because you’d have one episode that’s like “lol the teen titans got brain washed by an old lady from a pie funny moments XD” and then literally the next episode is the start of a 3 parter about the end of the world and raven’s father who is literally satan. binge watching the show is great because you get whiplash every single time an episode starts, the tone was just all over the place. its one of my favorite shows of all time.