tis i the Bitch

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

psychopomp

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

venus of chillendorf

@bugthingsdaily

y'know i hadn't concidered it, but now i may

i'm a neurodivergent woman but i'm 28 does anyone know if it's still legal

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

Some bees collect fibres for their tiny nests! They are usually more polite about it though

"natural shedding is taking too fucking long get it together mammal" <- like that maybe. Bee has places to bee 🐝

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

anyone reblogging this post talking about a guy under 40 is banned

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die