Random as shit!

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

Anyone who doesnt reblog this is immediately sentenced to eternal damnation

me is a bisexual so

For my lil bro

for meee

my skater bro roommate talks to my other roommates cat exactly like she’s a person and i love it. she was meowing earlier and he was like “dude do you wanna watch a movie with us? you can come chill with us if you want. we’d love to spend some time with you” blessed

i want a girl to ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… hold me

honestly i wrote this about my gf before we started dating and now we live together and have been together for a year and a half so i’ve decided this post casts womanly love to all u ladies

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

This conjures a mental image of a guy driving down the road, minding his own business, when the cat pops up next to him, he starts screaming, the cat starts screaming.

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack

Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog

True

Port-a-puppy

don't apologise for liking thing

Congrats! This post is infused with happy vibes which means if you’re reading this right now, the goodness of your day just went up by 75% and you’ll smile at least 5 times today.