Life's a Peach

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

America hates the broke and woke and so every rich chud from abroad who comes over here goes home singing our praises. Tale as old as time.

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

discord has turned people into wild animals

I have GOT to stop spending $30

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob