Random Gotham Bystander

Jon, facing Damian with a straight face: In every universe I will find you, and I will annoy the shit out of you

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i think at a certain point damian is just making shit up when he talks about his childhood just to cause a reaction like he'll say "i've trained with swords before i even learned how to walk" and it will be true but he'll see your awed reaction and go "....and every week they would declare a free for all and order every league soldier to attempt to kill me. they called it slice the baby saturday" and he would just be lying out of his ass

happy slice the baby saturday 🔪👶

if I’m being for real. I don’t even think Bruce IS cynical. maybe in very small scale instances it can seem that way, especially when paralleled with Clark, but Bruce has never been anything but insanely and unsoundly hopeful when it comes to people’s capability for change and growth..,, 

dc comics' comics would be so good if they were good