tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

in addition to the "everyone is twelve now" unified theory of american reality i would also like to posit "everything is cookie clicker now" which i now realize is a bit rude to post on the website also inhabited by the dude who made it but essentially it's that everything is number go up forever to the point where it can reach an integer that is effectively as meaningless to the human brain as the inside of a black hole but it will continue to go up. forever. applicable to things like elon musk becoming the first trillionaire ever despite the fact that a number like one trillion dollars is completely unfathomable to anyone let alone the man himself; that every new movie to "smash the box office" keeps making more and more numbers of dollars than the previous record despite no one around you actually remembering a single thing about it; that because of bot inflation and endlessly looping short-form video view counts, things like "measurable outreach" can be technically in the tens of millions without any metric as to who is actually tuning in; etc

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

All states can have a little sip of ocean water. As a treat.

Make one where the fewest possible states can access the ocean.

This is so beautiful and a wonderful depiction of Howl and Sophie 🥺 I love them! Howl's Moving Castle is one of my favorite Studio Ghibli movies 😍💖

This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹

I love the movie to bits but Book!Sophie is my dream girl

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

Thank You For Validating Me

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

this one's just a phone

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience