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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

In the name of disability pride month start giving a shit about psychotic people NOW

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

Not old enough to be your father, but I am old enough to be your strange and off-putting uncle.

The traits of strange, off-putting and uncle can all be acquired at any age, so this is true!

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

*flies past*

* ᶠˡᶦᵉˢ ᵖᵃˢᵗ*

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Guy fieri is like if heat miser was a homestuck character

you… you don’t know that guy fieri is a fascist dictator in homestuck canon, right?

How does this keep happening

If I remember, he’s not a dictator himself so much as he’s the Evil Pope. The Insane Clown Posse are the fascist dictators

Isn’t this a comic about kids playing the Sims over skype

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

My landlord pasted an ai generated ass eviction notice on my door because you have to cite a reason and he doesn’t have one so he just chopped that section out brother you cannot be serious

Would you like the added layer that he did this right after I tested for mold in my house and it was quite literally in every room and he came here to check out the hole in my ceiling that he has left unrepaired for two years

im gonna fight this in any way I can obviously but I want out of here as soon as possible I can’t get a new place until the end of this month but I do need to save for movers and a moving truck and a deposit. I also live with my mom who is severely disabled and I take care of which makes things more complicated. If you want to help my Cash App and Venmo are @ ishaanjs obviously nobody is obligated to give anything and thank you if you do

update on this: he dropped the eviction and gave us until the end of the month to leave, we both have apartments lined up in two different cities and are planning on moving on the 25th but as of right now dont have close to enough to cover all the expenses of renting a truck, down payments and gas. I’d really appreciate if anybody can reblog or give anything im on very limited time, thank you very much to everyone who has helped me in any way im very grateful

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

None of the men are willing to have their character flanderized to hell and back, smh