the development is arrested

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“fitting a square peg into a square peg” or “and they both were tops”

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summary: a riveting tale of two horny tops navigating the challenge of both wanting to fuck each others’ ass, not vice-versa. Unless…

ao3 link

rating: E

tags: crack, terrible flirting, first time bottoming

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How about another Fortune?

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summary: "Soap is a heterosexual man in love, and everything is great. Really, it is. Factually speaking, no less." Alright, so we all know that ain't sticking. This is a weird one (me writing F/M aside)—we're telling this story with Facebook posts, comms transcripts, search histories, and (fictional) PornHub Wrappeds—all in service of telling the tale of one relationship gone wrong, and another gone right (?)

ao3 link

rating: M

tags: Freeform, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Straight? John “Soap” MacTavish, Cheating, Non-Chronological, this is a (gay) lovestory, Self-Discovery, on god this is the strangest shit i have ever written, Captivity, Implied/Referenced Torture, Forced Bonding, Forced Kissing, Metafiction

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ghost’s ghost

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summary: Johnny is KIA, which sucks, except he never really…leaves? Rendered with shitty humor to counter the (intended to be) actually-sad inner plights vis-a-vis mourning and shit, this tale tells the adventures of Ghost and his boyfriend, Soap who, coincidentally, is also a ghost. Consider it something of a MWIII campaign fix-it fic, though it was initially written pre-MWIII’s release

ao3 link

rating: T

tags: Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Body Horror, Main Character Death, Not Really Character Death, Ghost John “Soap” MacTavish, Grief/Mourning, Hurt/Comfort, Crack, Dark Crack, Fluff, Eventual Smut, Character Turned Into a Ghost, Changing Tenses, Not (always) chronological

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here we go ‘round the prickly pear

-WIP-

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summary: T.S. Eliot-inspired (whaaat?) reincarnation fic. Welcome, to Death's Dream Kingdom, baby!

rating: T

tags: Temporary major character death, Reincarnation AU, suburban AU

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(in the interest of) burning (everything down)

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ao3 link

summary: I started this fic with an unrelated-to-anything fight (as in an emotional fight. A very heated discussion, if you will) and the rest of the fic kinda contextualizes and grows from it

rating: M

tags: angst, fighting, swearing, alcohol abuse/alcoholism, emetophobia

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ONE-SHOTS

he is so soft

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summary: Jilted, short, awkward sentences mark this endeavor to write a non-sexy sex scene.

ao3 link

rating: E

And even if I said otherwise, how enforceable is that? Verifying would take forever and anyhow, lying is free and easy and people love to do it.

And importantly, I don't need to know anyone's age, I do not WANT to know anyone's age. I am not mother goose nor am I a teacher, caregiver, or cop.

Hopefully we can all be responsible and respectful enough for this to be a chill time for all.

and re: saucy content for young eyes.

i was deep in fandom as a Youth and well. I can't say I turned out all too well, but not because of the salacious shit i saw on tumblr and elsewhere. Tumblr's NSFW policy is certainly tighter now than it was before, so things are fairly time imho.

Undeniably, though, fandom can open up unsafe and uncomfortable avenues when it comes to Youngfolk in the mix, but I think that it's Not inherent, and is more of a Bad Actors kind of deal.

So no bad actors, please! If you see people creeping it up, report them and we shall boot them to high heaven or hell.

But also, you must be responsible for yourself, at least to a degree. That might include:

Not advertising your age if you are young (can attract creeps)

If you feel uncomfortable, report, block and skedaddle

Do what's right for you and your wellbeing. if you don't trust in your ability to determine that, skedaddle!

While this group is open to minors, it isn't specifically for minors. That is, it is not catered to or built for minors. This isn't a heavily moderated group and personally i don't have the bandwidth to make it more heavily moderated.

Anyways, I believe the Youths can have a cool, fun, safe time in fandom (and all its aspects) and not at the expense of Old Peoples' fun.

I don't want to bar anyone from that Joy, but also, please take care of yourself especially if you are young.