i dont kno shit about fuck my guy

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

I kind of wish it had been ben shapiro

I don’t like guns and I would never wish death upon anyone, no matter how awful they were because it doesn’t make them suffer and pay for what they did

bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Yes

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.