if they don't know who tom servo is they are too young for you

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

very entranced and enamoured with this deeply mad rant post I read about leon kennedy erectile dysfunction and how physically impossible it would be for leon kennedy to have erectile dysfunction and how according to consulted medical and fitness experts erectile dysfunction is impossible for leon kennedy to have. if I am honest I cannot stop thinking of the improbable case of leon kennedys impossibly limp penis

thinking about the improbable case of leon kennedys impossibly limp penis again

I havent been posting because ive been working on a new type of seeking rocket launcher that automatically targets the nearest bright smile or naturally occuring heartfelt exchange

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

people will really come on here and be like "wow being smart as a kid was so alienating for me, i was just so smart i couldn't relate to anyone" and then repeatedly fall for obvious bait posts

mike flanagan's what if the world was made out of pudding cinematic universe

23 and Me said that I'm 1/128th Lemurian

i wish there was some kind of picture featuring a wolf and a lamb/bunny and it would be some sort of metaphore. like i just think it would be badass but i,m probably alone in this niche. nobody likes this

im probably fucked in the head

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight