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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

if i can be a hater im laughing my ass off at the concept of mcyts still stating boundaries and telling people they're going to "enforce" them. youre not pulling dsmp numbers on your streams anymore big dawg you are telling nothing to nobody. 500 average concurrent viewers is not enough for you to be policing your audience this way. be grateful they care enough to draw your cubito in the first place

what doesn't kill you makes you overshare on the internet

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

We need a big chart where we rank all tumblr users most impactful developmental trauma and illnesses of the mind so we can use it to determine who has senior authority when arguing about anime characters

You try and tell me off for my attack on titan take and I check the chart and see you’re 3 points less molested than me plus your parents aren’t divorced so I begin to draft a callout posthaste

we must destroy the societal image of "The Parent" as an inherently benevolent being with good in their heart