Yayayayay

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

this creature is you

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs