Sup Pup

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

like to charge, reblog to cast.

getting ready for the codependents anonymous meeting like “i gotta be the hottest and most fuckable person at the meeting for people trying to be less unhealthily dependent on being desired, wanted and needed”

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!