Just A Friendly Big Guy

This is actually good.

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

If you do this, you’re a controlling, insecure jerk and need serious therapy.

Yeah, if anyone is in a situation like this at any time, get out. People like that are dangerous and that kind of behavior escalates. 

This is not ok.

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

Oh just like people do

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

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Unless you hit me in the face with a brick that says “I’m flirting with you,” I’m most likely just gonna think you’re being nice.

some of you clearly look like you have nice dicks and you should show

Man I just cannot over state how happy I am that they tried to stylize it to look like the the cute gameboy game sprites as HD 3D models instead of giving Link and co proportions that would much better fit their artwork. It’s much more visually interesting in my book ( though really they probably did this so they wouldn’t have to resize the grid based overworld, which is another thing i’m glad they didn’t do )

I can hear this without sound

Food and gay pride what could be better?

Homophobes bout to starve lololol

Starve homophobes