this is not a place of honor

the problem with me is that I want to have fun and enjoy life

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

I have never seen someone escape the cycle of suffering and reach true and perfect zen the way that one of my D&D players, an honest-to-god tenured college dean and professor, does when he inhabits his 7 INT bardlock elf prettyboy. Brain goes in a jar on the shelf for two hours. Nothing between those pointy ears but one jingle bell rolling back and forth. Refers to his patron as his "sugar mama" and That Warlock Cantrip as "Elvis blast." You can SEE the player knowing and suspecting things and gleefully not acting on them. I love it so much. Next week I'm gonna see if I can bait him into fucking a vampire milf. I bet it'll work

UPDATE: despite the best efforts of the orc fighter/paladin, he did in fact fuck the vampire milf

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now

never, ever, ever let the the stress of this bitch of an earth and its torment nexus stop you from making time for yaoi