Apple TurnHerOver #V49

A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship

Okay, I reblogged this because of how adorable it is, but then I started picturing McCoy as the sole human.

actually i DO have a blog aesthetic its called ‘i post what i like’

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

another quality post written by god or a ghost

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

Artemis, running through the woods with her hunters: LET’S GO LESBIANS, LET’S GO!

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.

I’m one of those people who likes the little things, like holding hands. It’s so simple and yet so fulfilling. Whether it’s walking around, to driving in the car, or even when you’re laying down together. When your fingers are just interlocked and one of you squeezes a little tighter. Or when they slowly run their thumb up and down the side of your fingers. For something so small and insignificant, it can leave chills throughout your whole body for hours.

Ayooooooo 😭😭😭😭

This went left then right and I’m just here laughing and clapping

I mean parenting done well 🤷🏽‍♀️

Every time I thought it was gonna end it just got better

😂😂😂

Yoooooooooo. CUT

Bro what?!😂😂😂😂

This is a journey

Um…

My goodness.

Hoooooommygod

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

the horror story is about how my girlfriend needs to leave immediately because i’m going to fuck her dad

Not worth those steaks you aren’t

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman