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Zeus: For years, I've done the best I could to raise you. Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting?! PROBABLY! Where was I going? I had a point

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Eros: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

Psyche: Eros, please put your shirt back on, we're in Ikea. People are staring.

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Zeus: They tell me I got something called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. But, uh, the truth is this lustrous hair and dimpled chin are merely chapter one. I’m a veritable cornucopia of high-octane maladies, such as Outrageous Intelligence Syndrome and a little Obsessive Successful Disorder.

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Hestia: In the Olympian family, the youngest child raises the others. I’ve been raising children since I was a baby.

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Athena: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Ares: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad

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Ariadne: Last night, you came downstairs saying you were now ‘dressed to impress.’

Dionysus: What was I wearing?

Ariadne: Nothing.

#ariadne #Dionysus #incorrect quotes #Greek Mythology #greek gods

Hades: How do I delete the phone function on my phone?

Persephone: What?

Hades: I don't want phone calls.

#hades #Persephone #incorrect quotes #Greek Mythology #greek gods

Apollo: I don't have UNO so go fuck off.

Hermes: Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox.

Apollo: I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man.

Hermes: No you don't, I bought mine on day one you fucking idiot.

Apollo: Well, mine didn't have it.

Hermes: YOU HAVE UNO, YOU FUCKING DICK.

Apollo: I don't have it you fucking bitch.

Hermes: YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO!

Apollo: I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER.

Hermes: GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE,

Apollo: I don’t have two

Hermes: AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE

Apollo: I don’t have three, I don’t have fucking four.

Hermes: YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.

Apollo: I don’t have seven.

Hermes: IT'S A FUCKING CARD GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT.

Apollo: Eight, nine, ten OR ELEVEN.

Hermes: YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING.

Apollo: I DON'T HAVE UNOOO.

Hermes: IT'S FUCKING UNO, IT'S FREE.

#apollo #hermes #Greek Mythology #greek gods #incorrect quotes #i dont think anyone else is gonna find this funny but this audio lives rent free in my head bye

I see that you’re (maybe) active again and I jump for joy! But then I see the cursed “hewwo” and I think I might have to see myself out,, adios 🏃‍♀️ (I’m jk hewwo back to you m’lady)

hehe if im going to be active it's going to be cursed you should know this by now

#asks #anonymous

Kronos (about his own kids): They poisoned our water supply, burned out crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

Rhea: They did?

Kronos: No but are we just gonna wait around until they do?

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Thanatos: Just ask Persephone out. The worst she can say is “no.”

Hades: Yeah but that would be devastating.

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Apollo: I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.

Athena: An idea?

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Hecate: Hey kids, you want a tarot card reading?

Thanatos: These are pokemon cards?

Hecate: You get a bidoof, it means fuck you.

#hecate #thanatos #Greek Mythology #greek gods #incorrect quotes

Artemis: What kind of tea is this?

Apollo: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

YOU'RE ACTIVE AGAIN?? I MISSED YOUUUU

hewwo!

#mayb im active mayb im not 😳 who knows #not me

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everyday people follow this blog n i feel like ferris bueller at the end of the movie

#maybe ill uh post. 👉👈 idk its been so long 😔

my biggest question during this pjo revival is WHEN is my godly parent going to claim me,

#where r u bro.#pjo #percy jackson

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