Fried Spuds, Geek & Stuff

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.

The play I'm in right now is set 300 years in the future (in the eighties) on a spaceship and the director decided that gendered terms like "bro" and "dude" are obsolete, so we've replaced them all with "zorbo." Which is all well and good except that I've had a hard time scrubbing it from my vocabulary outside of rehearsals and I keep accidentally addressing people with "yo, zorbo" and now I feel like I should just lean into it and hope it catches on.

I’m sorry but “300 years in the future (in the eighties)” what the fuck does that sentence mean???

it’s the future but in a 1983 sort of way

This is exactly what I pictured the first time I saw this post before pictures were added.

*yes*

what is she doing down there

she was trying to avoid the paparazzi!!

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

It’s that time of the year again

a strong contender for 2021 post of the year

I’ve been cackling since halfway through that🤣

man got fed up trying to chop potatoes one-handed and did something about it