In Rimworld my top surgeon just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row. So that's how my day is going.

Well no shit they can't give a guy a peg leg that's not top surgery at all

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex