Living Fo The Doodles

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

#and that mans name was lord byron

You made it better

No, it was John Polidori. Byron wrecked him thoroughly the night before. Facts only.

Thank you for your correction. There can only be facts in this gothic dragging

*snorts*

If you google Tony the Tiger, even if safe search is on, a very well drawn, almost imperceptible picture of him laid back with his finger in his ass is the fifth picture, top row result in Google Images

Have you seen this cuteness?

It’s a pacifier! He’s stolen a baby’s binky and he’s so excited. Adorable.

Feeling sad? Have a mighty hunter.

@plasmastainedbones

Anyone who hasn’t ever had rats has no idea how much they love things. Any things. More than possibly any other animal you can imagine.