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To give you an idea of how fucking fat I'm getting, it's hard for me to even fit in train seats now 🙃🥵

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Second New Years….

So…last year’s resolution to diet didn’t exactly workout. But the dress still fits! And this year I promise: I’ll use thst gym membership and stick to a diet and cut out fast food!

3rd New Years: I’ve given up on the diets. It’s too hard! You’ve taken me on a cruise, we ate our way around Disney, all those trips to the buffet and all those restaurants…and everytime I try to start a diet, you bring home my favorites from the bakery. But maybe I’ll try to cut back a little this year…can you believe someone thought I was pregnant??

4th New Years: ughh. It took me ages to squeeze into this dress, I can’t get the belt to close….forget the party. Can we just stay home and order a few pizzas…? 🐽