Rain Detector

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

wylan “i let myself get beaten to a fucking pulp and then lied about it in order to prove my dad wrong” hendriks appreciation post

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

ok. getting an abortion and its you

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

PRESS Ⓑ TO BE WANTED AND LOVED

PRESS Ⓧ TO RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS

PRESS Ⓨ TO FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

real writers don’t have writer’s block because they never start writing in the first place.

Thought my beloved was the bad influence turning me into more and more of a cynical bastard as time goes by but I'm starting to realize that this man is a hundred times more idealistic and hopeful about the state of the world than me by now

every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

I'm paying my internet bill for you to use MY bandwidth to put your horrid images and videos on MY screen, draining MY device's power, wasting MY time? 10000 giant murder hornets forever.

If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard - wait until you see the result of not having them.