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There is no joy in her song. She sings it like a dirge. This is her death march. The sauce is her blood. It won't be long now...

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kidneybones

Calling them the Suicide Squ

batmanisagatewaydrug

How much bleeding after a Pap smear is normal? It’s been several days and I’m still needing overnight pads. The doctor’s office said it was normal when I called them but I’m in so much pain and having dizzy spells that keep getting worse.

Can you just tell me I’m being a paranoid idiot for worrying?

hey! go to urgent care!

5nov202-deactivated20210826

before you post, consider:

is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?

is it USELESS?

is it a COMPLAINT?

will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER?

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!

pocketss

she only plays minecraft and spore

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starpruit

Glue

nosimpincurly

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

catherinebunnington

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

gravitren

We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

pokemonprofessor

For the uninformed, vaginismus is when the vagina painfully tightens and spasms when faced with pressure, usually from anything trying to insert into the vagina. It’s the reason I can’t wear tampons, and why many people can’t have vaginal sex without severe pain.

There’s not a lot of treatments, and there isn’t a single one that is for vaginismus exclusively - they’re all medications or treatments to treat symptoms, but not the causes. In fact, for a long time doctors waved off vaginismus as a purely psychological disorder in cis women.

Seriously, this is so unaddressed and uncared for in medical circles. Please spread awareness, even if all it’s for is to let those who have it but don’t have a name for it finally be able to understand what’s happening to their bodies.

certifiedsexed

Certified Sex Ed Post!

mystery-ink

Hi hello! This post is almost 10 years old and there ARE treatments for this. Vaginismus is otherwise known as pelvic hypertonia and it is a MUSCULAR condition that can be caused by many different factors including endometriosis, trauma, chronic UTIs, and connective tissue disorders.

It’s incredibly common! And it can be treated by physiotherapy.

I know this because I’m currently undergoing physio and although it can take months to recover, I’m already seeing improvement. A lot of the pelvic floor exercises are available online, but if you have these symptoms please TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR and see if you can get a physio referral (or investigation for underlying causes like endometriosis).

Also, my additions to posts never get reblogged so a note to my followers: this is SUPER IMPORTANT ISSUE that affects many people and is rarely talked about. Please reblog, and please share this info with as many people as possible.

Pelvic hypertonia/vaginismus is incredibly debilitating and psychologically damaging but it CAN BE TREATED. Spread the word, and you never know who you’ll be throwing a lifeline to.

batmanisagatewaydrug

you seem like the soft bi aroallo butch who you meet at a bar and have a one night stand with, then the next morning the person wakes up to you not being in bed, until you come up behind them and hug them from behind while just in boxers and unbuttoned flannel shirt.

okay well that's you just making shit up if I can be honest. including the butch part ??? and especially the part where I let someone sleep in my bed

batmanisagatewaydrug

in the spirit of fun I'm ranking every wrong part of this from least to most egregiously wrong

acting like "soft bi aroallo butch" is widely known category of person

met at a bar (lmao)

flannel??

BOXERS???

butch???

I let you stay the night???

in my bed where I sleep???

batmanisagatewaydrug

I seem like the bi aroallo who would not want to have sex with you tbh

batmanisagatewaydrug

sorry I know we've moved on but this is still so. fucking funny. I've spent the last two days going "wow this is so soft butch of me" whenever I do anything

batmanisagatewaydrug

wearing a button up today... never beating the soft butch allegations

batmanisagatewaydrug

thanks for asking! this was sent to me 200% unprompted

flightyalrighty

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weirdplutoprince

Attacking a stranger on artfight: I had a blast drawing your character. Your designs are super charming and fun. Have a good artfight! ☺️

Attacking your friends on artfight: I GET YOU I GET GIU I GET YOU AND THEN I KILL YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥 KILL YOU 🌋🌋 YOU WILL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME. my fr iend 🫂

snailscraps

flowerys when you shake a bag of flowery treats

lgbtlunaverse

This post will forever be relevant and i've never hated being right so much. After chapter 5 I kept seeing people call suselle boring and stagnant and their relationship as essentially unchanged since the start of chapter 2 because, well, in chapter 2 they were romantically interested in each other and in chapter 5 they still are and because Love Is Universal that means it's exactly the same. Zero difference between "wow this new girl's kinda hot when she's scary" and "this girl is the only one who makes me feel like the world won't be stuck in the moment i lost my sister forever and I can still grow and change and live and won't have to kill myself to get out of this town" obviously. Basically the same sentence.

No difference between "this girl was nice to me when no one else was, I should stay away from her in gratitude" and "this is the one person I trust to willingly reveal the biggest secret of my life to" either, duh.

Actually no seriously let's talk about how Susie goes from believing the nicest thing she can do to Noelle is to simply "leave her alone" because she can't fathom someone actually wanting to be around her, to in chapter 5 being the one pushing for telling Noelle the truth about the dark worlds and really wanting to invite her into this huge hidden part of her life because she wants Noelle to know all of her instead of just part of her let's talk about itttttttt.

elf-hollow

I am very much an advocate for "dess sucked and noelle is idolizing a rose-tinted past version of her that never really existed" but it is also essential to me that she was nice to noelle. that noelle is not misremembering how dess treated her, she's just.. remembering around it. cutting out the bad stuff. rationalizing away anything she did that was "too mean" as her not really meaning it, as just an accident, as herself misunderstanding the situation. it's just so much easier to only remember the good times when she's gone

ilikecanele

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Ja-burger!

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