I Wanna Go Home

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

Anyone that still says ads are personalized is trolling you. The only ads left are gambling, temu, and ai sex chat

i'm going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental heath] suck the barrel of this gun sloppy style

Who up Gargling they goyle?

In the interest of maintaining karmic balance, as the Catholics go into lent, I will be hitting full throttle on the hedonism. Gonna incorporate new and exciting vices for the next 40 days.

surely the conses wont quence

this a little fool bouncing onto the market for only 8 whole silly dollars! wowie!

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste