weāre so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

pixel skylines
dirt enthusiast
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

ā
Stranger Things

Kaledo Art
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
tumblr dot com
Today's Document

oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi

JVL

if i look back, i am lost
h

seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia

seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from Canada

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States

seen from Slovakia
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Japan
@ragnarode
weāre so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.
Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.
And sometimes fanfiction is, āWatch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'
Both are beautiful forms of writing.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Doctor Aphra reading guide 2025
we are nearing 10 years of having our favorite doctor in star wars! before A New Legacy comes out in a couple weeks with anniversary stories featuring Aphra, let's run down all her many many comics :)
(there are a few guides online, but mostly outdated or don't include everything i feel they should)
(includes Aphra's comics storyline. issues of other comics that feature Aphra as a cameo but don't really fit anywhere into her story are summed up at the end, same with non-comic material.)
Vader - Darth Vader (2015) issues 1-6
Shadows and Secrets - DV issues 7-12
Vader Down - Vader Down one-shot -> DV 13 -> Star Wars (2015) 13 -> DV 14 -> SW 14 -> DV 15
Rebel Jail - Star Wars (2015) issues 16-19
(optional) The Shu-Torun War - DV issues 16-19
End of Games - DV issues 20-25
Aphra - Doctor Aphra (2016) issues 1-6
The Screaming Citadel - The Screaming Citadel one-shot -> SW 31 -> DA 7 -> SW 32 -> DA 8
The Enormous Profit - Doctor Aphra Annual 1, DA issues 9-13
Remastered - DA issues 14-19
The Catastrophe Con - DA issues 20-25
Worst Among Equals - DA issues 26-31, Doctor Aphra Annual 2
Unspeakable Rebel Superweapon - DA issues 32-36
Rogue's End - DA issues 37-40, DA Annual 3, The Empire Ascendant one-shot
Fortune and Fate - Doctor Aphra (2020) issues 1-5
The Engine Job - DA issues 6-9
War of the Bounty Hunters - War of the Bounty Hunters 1 -> DA issues 10-11 -> WotBH 2 -> DA 12 -> WotBH 3 -> DA 13 -> WotBH 4 -> DA 14-15 -> WotBH 5
Crimson Reign - DA issues 16-21
The Spark Eternal - DA issues 22-25
Ascendant - DA issue 26 -> Revelations (2022) -> DA issues 27-29 -> Hidden Empire 5 -> DA issues 30-31
Ripple Effect - DA issues 32-34
Dark Droids - DA issues 35-40, Tall Tales story in Revelations (2023)
(War of the Bounty Hunters, Crimson Reign, Hidden Empire and Dark Droids are all bigger crossover events as well, which can optionally be read in their entirety. all content relevant to Aphra is included here.)
(for big-picture timeline purposes: arcs 1-14 take place between A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back; arcs 15-22 between The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.)
additional Aphra-featuring issues outside this timeline:
flashbacks in Galaxy's Edge issues 3-5, set sometime between Vader and Remastered.
Bounty Hunters (2020) issue 1, set sometime between Rogue's End and War of the Bounty Hunters, probably around Fortune and Fate. conflicts with pre-established character dynamics a bit.
Darth Vader (2020) issues 35-36, set sometime between Ascendant and Dark Droids.
Dark Droids issue 5, difficult to reconcile with the rest of the Dark Droids Aphra arc, but taking place during it.
Battle of Jakku: Republic Under Siege issues 1-2, set after Return of the Jedi and thus after everything in this guide.
extremely minor cameos and mentions in other comics:
multiple flashbacks in Sana Starros miniseries (issues 1, 2, and 5)
mention in Star Wars (2015) issue 61
non-comic media starring Aphra (recommended for sure but outside this reading guide):
The Trigger - short story from the anthology From a Certain Point of View (2017). takes place shortly before Vader.
Doctor Aphra audio drama and/or its script (2020) - adapts the first six arcs of this guide, with additional material, including backstory aspects that are later incorporated into Aphra's comics.
number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly
@fifi-nella
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004)
DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019)
Why did she say that

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo
Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.
every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"
@kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd
Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this
I just Googled the Swedish-Japanese guy in the OP, and according to this interview, his Japanese name was given to him by the master gardener he was apprenticed under:
āThe family name āMurasameā was given to me by my master. The given name āTatsumasaā is a combination of ādragonā (tatsu), the [zodiac] year when I was born, and one character from my masterās name,ā says Murasame."
So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."
Named by his superior by conventions one would apply to a super chill stray cat
Iām trying to look for synonyms of sneer and iām fucking dying
yeah that looks normal⦠yeah these are allā um. hold on. hang on.
what
good news everyone
Only day you can rb this
This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.
Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"
and then all the comments would be like " girl š š calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like š"
I like this site. Yāall just shotgunning counterfactual timelines
black mackerel tabby with high white spotting, red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting, red mackerel tabby
What about the two at the bottom?
cab šš¦
love the suggestion that Noah would have had crabs on the ark. like if everything flooded I think they would be fine actually