hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap
do NOT smoke weed beside them
KIROKAZE
The Bowery Presents
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
macklin celebrini has autism
Noah Kahan
Cosimo Galluzzi
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oozey mess

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

gracie abrams
occasionally subtle

Kiana Khansmith
NASA

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
taylor price
Fai_Ryy
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@ragnarode
hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap
do NOT smoke weed beside them

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I’m not going to explain myself
the og
The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.
went to look this tweet up so I could rt it and discovered this is the same dude as the tubthumping tweet masterpiece
MY STUPID FUCKING CAT WONT STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE BEEHIVE
obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.
I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.
YEAH EXACTLY
Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.
hold on i need to look this up
it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?
Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry
this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.
that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true
holy shit
I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.
oh my god these are actually funny
this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold
ended up finding a few more because im bored
The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.
Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”
He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.
the brothers Area
Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

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When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you
IM DYING
🌾🌾🌾
Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her
What
What
Obsessed with this lil guy on a cake at my local-ish grocery store bakery???
VALENTINE'S EVE UPDATE:
WHOEVER THIS SPECIFIC DECORATOR IS, THEY ARE ONLINE, AND I'M SO SAD MY FAMILY DOESN'T THINK THEY'RE AS FUNNY AS MEEEEE
I’ve got someone like that at my local store and these r some of my favs as of late. I’m obsessed with the shrimp
I need a Lord Farquaad one
reminds me of
the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post
reminded me of this
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
taking notes

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You would not believe your ass
If ten million largemouth bass.
desired you while the women flee
the youtube comments section rediscovering the simply joys of just doing things because you find them fun