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"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

hi you're not getting that

im so hungry i could eat a amazing food and refreshing drink

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again