This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.
No no you're missing the best part
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.
No no you're missing the best part

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I sent this to my dad, who's been a boiler tech for 30 years.
“Of the two ways you can explode a boiler, that’s the best one” isn’t the comfort your father thinks it is
idk how exactly i got sucked into the lotis cult. this ship just has the potential to be both soft and freaky. i just know one day i listened to limp bizkt -- eat you alive and suddenly the song was about lotis. then i got online and saw a bunch of fanart--including yours--and i was soldddddd.
yeah they're really cute and I have endless thoughts about the ways they could really Get each other and be good for each other mutually in some really nice soft ways but also a vital component to this that you cannot take away from me is my strong belief that at the same time are both such Weird Dangerous Powerful Inhuman Entities that do Crime for Fun and that they can truly match each others freak maybe i will explain more thoughts on that sometime soon, sorry I've been slow, I had to go to the hospital for gall bladder dramas
Frostbug is just a greener Fluttercord
when ur wife looks so damn fine

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hi tumblr it's been like a million billion years. twitter sucks and bluesky is kinda slow and keeps doing some Evil to my image quality so can you hold this mantis/loki fan comic i did. yeah i still do this kind of thing lol lmao. combined a bunch of lore and visuals from a bunch of different stuff but mostly mcu/rivals mashup.
THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.
im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'
unstoppable force (border collie) vs immovable object (husky)
Hey girl is that a whale in your pocket or does your penis eat 16 tons of shrimp a day
it seems kinda obvious to me that these should all be one state
if you're from there you understand why they're not
I dare say that cup resembles...no, I shan't say it...
Honey, we are having guests, could you set out the fine gina?

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TONIGHT
Tonight!!!
TONIGHT!
TONIGHT!
TONIGHT
Wow everything is bad again hi guys
block anyone telling you not to vote <3 voter suppression is fucked and insidious

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This is cinema actually
THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.
ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.
THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL
So for y'all who don't know, Everclear is some serious shit. Your typical hard alcohol is gonna range from 30-50% alcohol by volume. Your vodkas, rums, and gins will sit around the 30-40% range with whiskey and bourbon being closer to the 50% mark. Everclear? Everclear is at a minimum 60%, the good news is that bottle is thankfully the minimum 60%. (You can tell by it being 120 proof, to get percentage you just halve the proof.) Everclear is grain alcohol and not flavoured, so it's pure; unadulterated alcohol taste in that bottle. And, the amount she poured in to that tin based on ratio basically turned the concoction in to citrus flavored paint thinner. Everclear is the stuff you like, get to spike a big punch bowl of something, not usually something you use in a cocktail.
I love the clarification because I know nothing about alcohol!
Everclear used to come with a warning on the bottle to make sure you store it in a cool place, refrigerated if possible, because if stored above a certain temperature it can spontaneously combust.
unfortunately my thing with getting my blood sucked is NOT just about the eroticism. i also am very invested in helping. i’m a helpful guy
it’s like making a meal for someone. really fulfilling and satisfying. to know i have helped. made someone warm. sated. The meal just happens to be my blood. it is fine👍
you’re sick and evil if you think this post wasn’t made with sincerity in my heart. Get out