Live, Laugh, Lobotomy.

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

Actually you just gotta prevent Rome then you don't need to do any of the other things. So many problems start with Rome.

Idk if I was wrongfully thrown into solitary confinement to die and met a weird monk in the cell next to mine who taught me Everything and died and then against all odds i escaped prison and found a hidden treasure making me wealthy beyond my wildest dreams I would probably also do all that

edmond dantès was imprisoned for fourteen years when he was nineteen and when he escaped he immediately became the joker and honestly who can blame him. franz immediately clocking his shit like "wow i can tell from your Everything that you are not okay" and dantès proceeding to give an even MORE joker-like rant à la "i'm actually perfectly happy, could a depressed person do THIS" is hilarious

yeah sure whatever

The nice thing about this heatwave is that you get to feel like Gilgamesh, prince of Uruk and contemplator of the deep, lost and grieving in the sun-lacerated deserts of bronze age Mesopotamia whilst you're getting the shopping from your local Aldi.