dont let your momma know

People always say "Blood is thicker than water" but the full quote is "The blood of the baja is thicker than the water of the blast"

what is Elric of Melniboné if not a pinup boy for goths and metalheads

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time

Tis the season once more, witches!

This dude is living a life better than any of you could ever imagine

environmental storytelling.