that somehow "growth" will lead to more money, unlike literally every single other website on planet earth that has thought this and immediately crashed and burned

that the ideal user is someone who is too stupid to use the current app and so scared of stimuli that a chronological timeline would be too intellectually taxing

DIRECTIVE: GET THEIR ASS

1. it literally does not. source: literally every social media website in existence makes no profit despite user growth. advertising is a dead end and youd have to be dumber than dogshit to think that it does anything

want more links about how it doesnt work? theres this great new resource called "google" you should try but i hear its been ruined by the type of advertising you think is so precious and useful to the online economy.

2. stop looking at numbers and start talking to actual humans you fucking idiots. youre like if the most hack writers took a stab at writing a new flavor of corporate lickspittle with CTE who lost their ability to recognize patterns.

"oooh but the numbers dont lie". i have an idea for you. what if you threw the def real and not worthless numbers in the garbage and did things human people asked for instead. do you think the number would go up???? hmm??? am i blowing your fucking mind with the idea of appealing to the VOCAL userbase that actually CREATES REASONS FOR PEOPLE TO EVEN USE THIS WEBSITE. do you think ppl like tumblr for its code lol. do you think ppl sign up bc the site's ads are good and you can make posts? or do they join bc there are funny ppl they know here who entertain them? what happens when those funny people get fed up and leave, dumbass? you could have a website that makes you cum hands free just by loading it and no one would use it unless their friends were on it.

you want money? ask us for it like fucking human beings instead of trying to covertly siphon it from us. give us fucking reasons to support you instead of slowly carving site functionality away like youre doing us a favor.

however if i were tumblr id cut costs by firing you for making such a god awful post on company time to the result of mass humiliation by someone who draws cartoons badly for a living

loser

e: check out this ad i was just served lol. im a 32 year old woman with no kids. defend this to me, dipshit. how is this making you money.

The pleasurability of sugar and the reward that sugar creates in the brain is much more pronounced in what the literature calls “restrained eaters” than it is in intuitive eaters. Sugar is usually pleasurable for most people, but in non-restrained eaters its appeal will be highest at our hungriest and decrease significantly with satiety. Restrictive eaters don’t experience satiety, because they constantly maintain an energy deficit, and that’s why sugar feels like a “drug.” Dietary sugar is fast, efficient energy for a deprived body, and our smart bodies drive us to it powerfully for that reason, to rectify the energy deficit.

To that point, when I was watching Crimes and noticing its themes about the evolution and transformation of the human body, I was wondering if you were engaging at all in ongoing conversations about the transgender movement.