8 foot vertical leap

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

I’m not an IBS warrior. I’m an IBS queen. On her porcelain throne.

You guys suck this would do numbers on minion meme mom facebook

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual

Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.

Majora’s Mask from everyone else’s perspective

one thing about me is im gonna get a coffee and a pastry

Reblogging to give mutuals a coffee and a pastry of their choice

if you dislike any of the main cast of wwdits fx literally what’s wrong with u. nadja? love of my life. queen. smart but dumb. laszlo? transmasc king. drama queen. my rotten soldier my sweet cheese my good time boy. nandor? dork ass motherfucker. dumb but smart. adorable and diplomatic and relentless. girlfriend material. colin robinson? he’s my best friend. would hug him. he could never energy drain me because i want to hear what he has to say. guillermo? oh god where do i even START with him he’s my girlfriend he’s literally me he’s deranged and fucked up and literally holds all of them together through sheer willpower. they’re perfect

The Mandalorian is a 123movies original series that Disney+ is illegally hosting and they should sue

Netflix and Hulu built their entire platform on illegally hosting putlocker original shows and they‘re just getting away with that

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

I’m sorry guys I could’ve personally stopped the overturning of roe v wade but I was too busy running a supernatural blog.