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Flamboyant drag queen friend: Nolan!!! You’re gay?! Let me be your mentor, you’re gonna slay so hard queen! Makeover time babe!!!! Slay!

Guy in a Cronenberg movie: I need another man to finger my bloody gash so badly I’m actually shaking

Reading a pornographic story on your phone quietly and feeling vaguely aroused: idgaf

Thinking about stuff that makes you feel aroused: how tf would I know unless you tell me? I don't care but I don't want to hear about it

Seeing your fetish in the wild and getting a bit squirmy and turned on: again I'm not going to know unless you tell me. I don't care! Just text your friend about it like the rest of us

As long as you aren't irritating me I don't give a shit what you're doing or thinking about or how aroused you are

Just don't like, masturbate or watch porn videos on the bus where people can see and hear it. And my objection to that is not that it's horny it's that it's objectively rude

I would also get annoyed at someone picking their nose and flicking the boogies about or playing non porn videos loudly on the bus

Untitled (Two Reclining Young Men, Ink and Wash on Tracing Paper) by Avel de Knight, 1940s.

finished updating my old bears picture!

It's so beautiful. <3