puppy dog radio

spose we're all feeping stupid today

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

it must feel good as fuuuuuck to be a dragon and have a ballista bolt bounce off your scaly hide

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

thanks

you’re welcome :) now silence

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Cistrender

*pervert voice* they should make more games with isometric camera views

Researching circa 50 BC really makes you soak in how obsessed everyone was with Alexander the Great. You're reading about a dispute between a Jewish guy named Alexander and a Greek guy named Alexander and an Egyptian guy named Alexander, in one of several cities called Alexandria. Glad Julius Caesar and Jesus are coming along, so there are new guys to name shit after

eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in

Touhou themed blow job would be all teeth

the alpha pokemon should not be attacking me. i'm nice

people really think "i HATE this [genre/medium], so that should tell you how good this is when i say i liked it" is a good place to start their review from. like why would i listen to you. you hate the genre/medium. the one you like is probably not very good as an example of the genre or medium.

RIP Urabrask you would have loved the Ghirapur Grand Prix