radio breakdown

It was astonishing what people would tell you if you asked them.

Vetinari’s entire character: “ah vimes. don’t let me detain you, vimes. how is lady sybil, vimes? I trust she is well? everybody is evil, vimes. they accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don’t say no. when I was a kid I saw mother and child feasting on mother and child and it scarred me for life. taxation is like dairy farming, vimes. hey vimes, wouldn’t be funny if you arrested me? right after you arrested two armies? also i’m pretty sure you were my childhood hero, btw. don’t let me detain you. just so you know, I’d let you get away with pretty much anything at this time, in this place. do you remember when I was a lizard for a bit? that was wild. don’t let me detain you, vimes. hey vimes, your men watched me juggle melons and knives and now they cry in my presence. hahaha it’s so fun to watch you stress, vimes, i’ll just let myself get poisoned over here so I can get a close-up. what do you think would happen if I put a criminal in charge of the post office, vimes? or how about the bank? results. veni, vici, vetinari, vimes. don’t let me detain you.”