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remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

OF COURSE this post is a joke. you have to be scared at night too

one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

I've been walking around the house calling him the humble door knocker for weeks but haven't been able to get a picture of him because he gets too excited when we give him rawhide rings

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

Nice block list in the replies. Don’t engage, talking to nazis is a waste of brain power.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

It’s a baps oot look

Item: wee ornament of an olden style wifey wi her baps oot