The fujoshi life

Bakugou: What the hell is deku doing at this time of the night...Tch, the damn nerd can't even take care of himself and will run himself ragged with all the work.

Midoriya: (in a soft voice) Kacchan...uh...good work on the patrol toda-

Bakugou: (interrupts loudly) Oi! Kuso nerd! What the hell are you doing at this time?

Midoriya: Ka-Kacchan! Please keep it down! The kids are sleeping inside. (fondly) I spent majority of the day with the kids. I was just making up for my lost training time.

Bakugo: "I don't care what you do with the kids. 'Kids this, kids that'...I'm sick of hearing you rambling on about the kids. The whole week and I bet you didn't even realize that even once you didn't talk to me properly. You're not even looking at me now!" Shit what the hell am saying! Damn you deku for ignoring me and making me feel like this! " I guess I should be thanking them huh now that you've ceased your incessant 'Kaccha-"

Midoriya: "What are you saying Kacchan? There's no way I've stopped looking at you. Even if I don't want to, you're always there; either seeking out your presence in the room or your constant presence in the back of my mind" Oh no! that was too honest. I might as well have confessed with what I just said . What will Kacchan think?! I hope he doesn't hate me anymore than he already does...I thought we had made some progress and just as usual I had to run my mouth and destroy whatever little friendship we had rebuilt 😣

Bakugou: "Are you saying that you constantly think about me deku?" Is deku seriously saying what I think he is saying? This nerd is always giving me trouble. First making me feel all this weird feelings I don't want to and then saying such things! I have had enough of this. I wanna just stop feeling this way- constantly looking around for him, always seeking him out, worrying unnecessarily for him. I'll just outright ask him. No more beating around the bush. "Because if you are, I have to say you are guilty of constantly occupying my mind too. Always hovering in the back of my mind like the damn annoyance you are. Making me worry about you when you try to overwork. Always making me-"

Midoriya: "Kacchan-"

Bakugou:"Shut up deku. What I'm trying to say is you make me feel all these weird feelings and it's hindering my goal to become the number one hero. Just hurry up ,take my hand and Be by my side so that these weird feelings would go away"