🌕Egoist🌑

why were you microwaving a lemon???

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

Did you burn an orange too? How???

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

make your own post

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

rb this first

ok but he slick af with it

ok but he slick af with it

ok but he slick af with it

ok but he slick af with it

ok but he slick af with it

certified iconic post

The biggest prat 😭 Arthur, don’t you see he’s afraid of losing you?