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Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
Xuebing Du
Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
wallacepolsom
occasionally subtle
Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
noise dept.
sheepfilms
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currently editing my CARRD (8οΉ8)Ξ΅>
PATREON is no more... ( >Ο>)..
MINORS DNI thxxxx (must have age indicator in bio to follow)
HAVE I HIT MY POST LIMIT TODAY.. no ^w^
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trying so hard not to take a blue sock vacation and now.. . oh boy XDc
I saw a bumper sticker and thought βis that seductive Daffy Duckβ and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????
das a glitch in the matrix alright
Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
yeah or sometimes youβll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode
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26/26
"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
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You know, as the concept of βzombifying fungiβ becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a βbrain parasite.β So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)
Itβs funny how many people are replying βbut thatβs worse!β like you didnβt know thatβs exactly why I put a smiley
can't ever give elaborate advice about developing your art skills all of it boils down to being so unethically catastrophically shit ass autistic about something that it slaps your art program's balls clean off when drawing it
dr seuss yaoi
I was gonna say βI bet this existsβ because I had genuinely forgotten one of the most gargantuan eras in the history of this website
Posts that scare new tumblr users
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breaking bad live updates
have you ever watched supernatural? you have that vibe
tumblr needs a βnot for youβ page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry
the for you page
Unpopular Minecraft behaviors/opinions you have:
your autojump is always on
you never use anything better than stone tools
you beat the game and abandon the world
you build tree farms
you think oak is the worst wood type
mining is your favorite part of the game
instead of using an enchantment table, you make librarian villagers
you don't use a bed until phantons spawn
more than one applies to you (tell me in the tags)
none of these apply to you (good for you)
(pls reblog I want to see what the world thinks of my embarrassing behaviors)
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"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me
this is peak comedy to me
youtube trending confuses me so much.. like who is watching any of that? its like videos made for sims
