pool boy at the vampire mansion

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

#myvocabulary

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

you only like me for my radiant personality :/ you're only here because you love to see my smile :/ you only want to hang out with me because you know we're both so much happier knowing each other :/

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job