Everything Is Always Fine

imagine you're having the worst day of your life and timothee chalamet shows up #mbappe

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

Joke songs that rewired my brain.

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

ever since i was a little girl i knew fiction would save me