Steady As It Goes Brudda

Gendry: You have to stop telling sex stories about “this one guy” because everyone knows it’s me.

Arya: It’s not fair! Tyrion and Tormund are always telling me their sex stories and I can top every one of them! Gendry, you’re like 20 slutty people all rolled into one.

Gendry: Flattery won’t save you from this.

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Jaime: I have five fingers on my left hand and the fourth one is for you!

Brienne:...

Brienne: Isn’t your middle finger your third one-

Jaime: It’s my ring finger. Marry me.

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Sansa: Hey! You’re not better than us!

Daenerys: My sweet ass coat begs to differ.

Sansa, whispering to Bran: Damn, she’s got us there.

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Bran: We all need to work together to find the perfect balance of letting me be a menace, but never getting mad at me.

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Sansa: I can’t believe I let you go to Dragonstone! You can’t make it a week as an adult without me.

Jon: I can make it a week!

Sansa: Really? What’s your social security number?

Jon: *long pause*

Jon: 5?

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Brienne: We need to limit the amount of time Ser Davos is spending with the Northern children.

Jon: Why?

Brienne: Because, they’re teaching him how to use new pop culture phrases and it’s-

Davos, walking into the great hall: Rise and grind, my dudes! Let’s eat today’s ass!

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Edd, trying to motivate Sam to fight during the battle: Okay, Mama didn’t raise no bitch, lets go!

Sam, not moving: I’m gonna be honest with you

Sam: Mama did raise a bitch

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*Sansa walks into the Winterfell crypts*

Tyrion: Everything ok out there?

Sansa: *gives a thumbs up* Nope!

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Sandor: I don’t know why people think I’m in a bad mood. We won the war, this wine is delicious-

Tormund: Uranus is in retrograde and that’s making your Pisces rage more potent.

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