you must of fucked up real bad, bud

That bird is ready to sqaure THE FUCK up

what the Fuck

I’m scared for you.

my future child better be funny af bc im not spending 18 years fake laughing in my own house

THIS

My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried

this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes

#are you flipping my pancakes

This is the coolest fucking thing, and don’t try and tell me otherwise.

Oh my god I have people who need to know this

Life is so fucking cool

ok this is really sweet